BO back on the campaign trail: found new office to run for

You may think that O-blah-blah sure has been traveling a lot lately. But you just don't understand -he has found the new office that he is going to run for- King of the World. Michelle touched the queen last week and decided that what she really really wanted was not just all the adoration of royalty but the trappings of it too. As soon as they got home she started right in on BO to get moving -he was wasting time doing all that presidential stuff and he needed to get on with what he does best- run for the next office.  What better than King of the World and then all he would have to do is speechify and every one would follow him around and he wouldn't be expected to actually do anything- ahh that is the life. Obama quickly realized he had made a good start during his G20 visit so he is well on his way. I suspect we will see a lot more of this since even O-blah-blah is likely to run out of weighty pronouncements and will have to actually get something done. But soon he will have his new excuse  and I quote "who knew I would be called on to run for this new office so soon".  And now he is off to Mexico and then Trinidad to meet with South American leaders. He better make his announcement soon though because even the breathy press is starting to expect actual accomplishments as opposed to "just words". 

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